Desert Pizza. Pauly and Sleek get marooned on a South Sea island when a fishing trip goes wrong. Bo Bo hires escapees from an immigration detention centre to replace Sleek and Pauly, one of whom is an infamous Bosnian war criminal.
Anzac Pizza. It's Anzac Day and Pauly marches for his Grandfather who served in Gallipoli. The Prime Minister is assassinated over the GST. Sleek turns a B&S ball into a rave and his Lebanese friends sells drugs to the bumpkins.
Girlfriend Pizza. The Pizza guys have girlfriend problems—Sleek falls in love; Pauly takes a date to the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge; and Bo Bo meets a disabled woman on the internet and takes her to dinner.
Freaky Pizza. Pauly's nephew is possessed by the Devil. Sleek is kidnapped and has his kidneys stolen for Claudia Macpherson's transplant. It's a full moon and this causes drama for Bobo.
Flashback Pizza. Bo Bo visits the shrink because of mental problems brought on by the shop. Pauly wants to become an actor and quit working. Sleek applies for a loan to kick-start his rap career.
Melbourne Pizza. When the Tax Department closes Bo Bo's shop for a $1 million GST debt, he blows up the Tax Office in an Oklahoma style bombing. Pauly and Sleek take a road trip to Melbourne.
Millionaire Pizza. Sleek stars in a Survivor-style reality program with six beautiful models. Pauly encounters road rage with Anthony Mundine and Mike Tyson; and Bo Bo gets a new apprentice who is subjected to "apprentice abuse".
Sexy Pizza. Pauly thinks he is on a mystery flight to Surfers, but ends up in Vietnam. Bo-Bo buys toxic cheese from Russia and Sleek, who thinks he's gay, delivers to the Mardi Gras.
Politically Incorrect Pizza. Pauly and Sleek take off for a weekend at the snow and return to a Dog Day Afternoon style siege at the motor registry.
New Pizza. The guys do an insurance job to get a new shop. Sleek returns from a holiday in Lebanon. Pauly experiences road rage with Saddam Hussein.